magnumclassics:

notchicken:

notchicken:

THERE’S THIS KID IN MY MATH CLASS WHO WEARS CAT EARS 

EVERY 

DAY

ITS GETTING WEIRD

I decided to join him

we’re starting a band 

im so sorry for both of you wow

cofeecigarettes:

cj-twig:

i want kids but i dont wanna be pregnant or give birth but i dont wanna adopt either because i want them to be mine do you see my problem

basically you want to be a father

this is the most accurate thing i ever read

just-shower-thoughts:

I had to look up videos on how to do maintenance on my car, house, how to tie a tie, etc. That means YouTube taught me how to be a man more than my dad did.

walkthcmoon:

today my dad dropped a cantaloupe while unlocking the door and it rolled away and my entire family is now currently outside looking for it
like how do you lose an entire melon

molgars:

WARNING: THIS POST CONTAINS STRONG LANGUAGE

flexing muscles sit-ups abs lifting weights push-ups physical activity running football biceps

helcna:

do you have those memories that are really cringey and you never speak of and something triggers the memory and you want to fucking wash your brain out with bleach

goldenpoc:

Pro tip: if someone is happy about something and wants to share it with you even though you have no interest in it, go along with it. There’s no need to put someone down about something they feel is cool. It’s just nice you know.